1. 20:53 12th Jul 2014

    Notes: 48152

    Reblogged from enemaroberts

    muscleluvr2:

    3 reasons ill follow someone:

    • thirst
    • i like their blog (unlikely)
    • they have a lot of followers and will reblog my posts and i have to lock them into a mutual cuz tumblr is a business not a game
     
  2. 20:45

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    Reblogged from halebutts

    #me watching teen wolf

    (Source: scofieldsmichael)

     
  3. 16:15

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    Reblogged from chasingshhadows

    queerspike:

    let’s start a “queer kids identifying with monsters and villains because we grew up watching queercoded bad guys in every show and movie” club

     
  4. 05:06

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    Reblogged from starringinastrangersnightmare

    somewhereinthefog:

    That was wild from start to finish

    (Source: poyzn)

     
  5. 04:57

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    Reblogged from tightbuttholeprivilege

    (Source: chespin)

     
  6. 04:54

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    Reblogged from tw3rkingforjesus

    cottoncandypink:

    stygiandawnspeaks:

    whenimreallyathundacat:

    callurn:

    harlequinnade:

    bigbrother-97:

    Perfect.

    It’s about fucking mutants stop trying to making this meaningful.

    Media—comics, film, literature, video games—exist for us to find our own meaning and value in it. Especially mutants, which are a super powerful and accessible metaphor for nearly anyone who has ever felt maligned for reasons beyond their control. Shut up.

    The X-Men have been an allegory for racism ever since their creation you fucking idiot

    If that hasn’t been blatantly obvious from the first issue you picked up, then I don’t know what kinda shit you’re on.

    Also, fun fact, the movies show the divide between humans and mutants as an allegory for the LGBT+ civil rights movement going on now.

    In a facebook post by X-Men movie writer Zach Stentz:

    And in an interview on why he chose to play Magneto, Sir Ian McKellan said:

    "I was sold it by Bryan [Singer, the director of the X-Men movies] who said, ‘Mutants are like gays. They’re cast out by society for no good reason. And, as in all civil rights movements, they have to decide: Are they going to take the Xavier line — which is to somehow assimilate and stand up for yourself and be proud of what you are, but get on with everybody — or are you going to take the alternative view — which is, if necessary, use violence to stand up for your own rights. And that’s true. I’ve come across that division within the gay rights movement.”

    Just saying

    Marvel has always been about seeing yourself within the characters. Spider-man even though he has super powers, has every day life problems. Making the right decisions, money issues, relationship issues, etc. etc. X-men have always been about discrimination. Whether it’s Race, gender, or sexual orientation. If you don’t like it, go read/watch DC movies about billionaires and aliens.

     
  7. 04:23

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    Reblogged from bleep0bleep

    bleep0bleep:

    familyblogger:

    BEYONCÉ JOINS TEEN WOLF

    Plot twist: Beyoncé is the Benefactor.

     
  8. 03:52

    Notes: 345508

    Reblogged from sleepwalkerindreamersclothing

    kargrub:

tallestsilver:

hotllamasex:

holyhandgrenaded:



i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT
BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET
THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT
SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?
WE TRIED IT AS WELL
SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION
SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL
SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT
the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

    kargrub:

    tallestsilver:

    hotllamasex:

    holyhandgrenaded:

    image

    i want to play this game

    I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

    IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

    SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

    BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

    THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

    SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

    WE TRIED IT AS WELL

    SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

    SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

    AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

    SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

    the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

    (Source: meme4u)

     
  9. 00:40

    Notes: 238317

    Reblogged from mandokamuscular

    pokemonbun:

    I just found a new queen to praise.

    (Source: looking-4-the-upsides)

     
  10. 23:39 11th Jul 2014

    Notes: 32627

    Reblogged from acuisle

    snuggydeamon:

    and because I ran out of room: 

     
  11. 23:36

    Notes: 89356

    Reblogged from cyberharpie

    Plays: 519,174

    we-r-who-we-blow:

    I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

     
  12. 23:33

    Notes: 424152

    Reblogged from muchacha11

    theroguefeminist:

    c2ndy2c1d:

    coelasquid:

    ibelieveinyoumyapollo:

    lakidaa:

    that’s suave as shit

    Wow

    Me on my way to steal ur footballer

    i love sports

    he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

    smooth as fuck

    (Source: siriuslygoonerific)

     
  13. 23:22

    Notes: 6082

    Reblogged from venusmound

    Tags: music

    Plays: 42,069

    impeccabletasteinmusic:

    The Veronicas | Untouched

     
  14. 23:22

    Notes: 296

    Reblogged from venusmound

    Tags: musicFuck I love Kesha

    Plays: 4,199

    (Source: 00sjams)

     
  15. 15:45

    Notes: 121951

    Reblogged from emilianadarling

    actionables:

    actionables:

    So this happened

    image

    image

    oh how the roles and opinions have changed when it comes to a young boy

    DAILY MAIL READERS, LADIES AND GENTS

    FYI, when it first happened with the girls, everyone was calling their parents unfit to raise children, and the girls were being called narcissistic and fame hungry cause they had their picture taken for news, while with the boy, everyone was so quick to jump to his and his family’s defense, calling it a smart haircut, and his hairstyle none of anyone’s business.

    I just wonder. When did hair become more important than education?